March 19th, 2016
Bill and Andrew once again come to the rescue of a disillusioned podcast audience to discuss robots, space travel, and short fingered vulgarians. This is the podcast that the planet needs, though maybe not the one they deserve, so far be it for them to deny you the listening public.
June 26th, 2015
Bill and Andrew take to Periscope to show everyone why they generally stick to an audio only medium. Bill's giant nose is rendered inoperable by allergies but he and Andrew soldier on to discuss Rachel Dolezal, Caitlin Jenner, and the optimal time to get involved in your neighbor's domestic dispute.
April 4th, 2015
Bill and Andrew continue their long and distinguished tradition of diving deeply into airline death. Listen as they discuss what other podcasts either can't or blatantly refuse to address, like the nuances of when to terminate adult film viewings and the relative merit of various wrist worn devices
March 6th, 2015
Bill and Andrew convene to say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy and weigh the pros and cons of relocating to the red planet.
September 27th, 2014
Granite pillars. Betty White. Racism. An evergreen episode of BAS. Some things just endure.
Enjoy this episode from Fall 2014.
April 4th, 2014
For this very special episode Bill and Andrew cobbled together their meager wares to present to you a low-fi, unplugged edition of your favorite podcast. Topics include the density of pederasts in your neighborhood, the vastness of the cosmos, and fighting the urge to make a run for the Canadian border.
September 17th, 2013
The gentlemen reconvene for an elevated discourse on Bill's legal wranglings, their limited understanding of the Hyperloop, and how to monetize knockoff Washington football team jerseys. They're feeling pretty litigious of late, it's probably in your best legal interests to tune in.
August 23rd, 2013
Like the formula for Coca-Cola Classic, Bill and Andrew were deemed too delicious and addictive to be forever shelved. Hear them discuss impending fatherhood, the vegucation of Andrew, a death in the Star Wars family, and - in the rare case of an episode title making any sense - actually getting back on a bike.
December 12th, 2012
The gents channel Encyclopedia Brown in an attempt to solve the mystery of Tim's misplaced cellulite. Their deductive reasoning skills may not match those of precocious children, but hearing them explore penis pump breakthroughs and train mishaps is considerably more entertaining than turning to page 78 to get schooled by some smarmy kid.
November 26th, 2012
Comedian/writer/actor/musician/model/dancer Mike Blejer joins Bill and Andrew to discuss what it's like to have actual talent and how he manages to squeeze so many slashes into his job title. If you find yourself at a loss for words after listening, it's probably because these guys used them all over the course of this show bringing you the funny. Check out more Mike at mbhumor.com