Episode 8.1 - Robot Butt Doctors, NDEs, and Authoritarianism

March 19th, 2016

Bill and Andrew once again come to the rescue of a disillusioned podcast audience to discuss robots, space travel, and short fingered vulgarians. This is the podcast that the planet needs, though maybe not the one they deserve, so far be it for them to deny you the listening public.

Episode 7.5 - Choking Assistance and Racial Confusion Through the Periscope

June 26th, 2015

Bill and Andrew take to Periscope to show everyone why they generally stick to an audio only medium. Bill's giant nose is rendered inoperable by allergies but he and Andrew soldier on to discuss Rachel Dolezal, Caitlin Jenner, and the optimal time to get involved in your neighbor's domestic dispute.

Episode 7.3 - Learning to Fly (Into Mountains)

April 4th, 2015

Bill and Andrew continue their long and distinguished tradition of diving deeply into airline death. Listen as they discuss what other podcasts either can't or blatantly refuse to address, like the nuances of when to terminate adult film viewings and the relative merit of various wrist worn devices

Episode 7.2 - Spock’s Green Balls and Moving to Mars

March 6th, 2015

Bill and Andrew convene to say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy and weigh the pros and cons of relocating to the red planet.

Episode 7.1 - Is That He?

September 27th, 2014

Granite pillars. Betty White. Racism. An evergreen episode of BAS. Some things just endure.

Enjoy this episode from Fall 2014.

Episode 6.3 - Delusions of Logging

April 4th, 2014

For this very special episode Bill and Andrew cobbled together their meager wares to present to you a low-fi, unplugged edition of your favorite podcast. Topics include the density of pederasts in your neighborhood, the vastness of the cosmos, and fighting the urge to make a run for the Canadian border. 

Episode 6.2 - Sue You, Sue Everybody

September 17th, 2013

The gentlemen reconvene for an elevated discourse on Bill's legal wranglings, their limited understanding of the Hyperloop, and how to monetize knockoff Washington football team jerseys. They're feeling pretty litigious of late, it's probably in your best legal interests to tune in.

Episode 6.1 - Getting Back On The Bike

August 23rd, 2013

Like the formula for Coca-Cola Classic, Bill and Andrew were deemed too delicious and addictive to be forever shelved. Hear them discuss impending fatherhood, the vegucation of Andrew, a death in the Star Wars family, and - in the rare case of an episode title making any sense - actually getting back on a bike.

Episode 5.25 - The Case of Tim’s Disappearing Stomach

December 12th, 2012

The gents channel Encyclopedia Brown in an attempt to solve the mystery of Tim's misplaced cellulite. Their deductive reasoning skills may not match those of precocious children, but hearing them explore penis pump breakthroughs and train mishaps is considerably more entertaining than turning to page 78 to get schooled by some smarmy kid.

Episode 5.24 - Mike Blejer

November 26th, 2012

Comedian/writer/actor/musician/model/dancer Mike Blejer joins Bill and Andrew to discuss what it's like to have actual talent and how he manages to squeeze so many slashes into his job title.  If you find yourself at a loss for words after listening, it's probably because these guys used them all over the course of this show bringing you the funny. Check out more Mike at mbhumor.com